Posted by: Bevs | December 22, 2006

Justin Timberlake’s-D*ck in a Box

Here is a very funny video of Justin Timberlake from Saturday Night LIVE!… Really funny! 😀

Hey Girl, I got something real important to give you
So just sit down and listen…

Girl you know we’ve been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
Now I’m ready
to lay it on the line

Well you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind

My gift’s real special so take off the top
Take a look inside – it’s my dick in a box

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
that sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl you gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house I nthe hills,
A girl like you need something real
Wanna get you something from the heart,
something special girl

It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box girl
It’s my dick in a box
Ooooh, my dick in a box

See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs giving
and I’ve got just the one
Something to show you that you’re second to none
So all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps

One – cut a hole in a box
Two – put your junk in that box
Three – make her open that box
And that’s the way you do it

It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl
It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl

Christmas – dick in a box
Hanukah – dick in a box
Kwanzaa – a dick in a box

Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents house, a dick in a box
Middday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah a wah wah wah wah wah
My dick in a box
(fade out)

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